The full rise in egg prices is undermining President Donald Trump’s campaign promises, reducing the cost of living, particularly the cost of his beloved staples. – Newsweek
Stop all federal health agencies from issuing public communications and guidelines.
The last thing we need is to know about some giant egg recalls that will make eggs less and increase prices at egg prices. Simple economics.
Avian influenza cannot be contained. In the short term, the egg supply will decrease, but in the end only the strongest chickens are left, from which you can breed the still strong chickens. Strong chicken, strong economy.
It denys the promised resettlement of Afghan refugees who risked their lives saving the United States in a war with the Taliban. Meaning greater demand for eggs by more people means higher egg prices.
We propose annexation of Greenland. Some people think this is empty on President Trump’s side. Or some people think it’s just a strange fixed, as he looked at the world map without understanding Mercator’s projection. And maybe that was the case. But if Greenland wants us to back off, it should make an offer to us. Here’s the idea: lots of eggs. The art of trading.
Threatening a military attack on the Panama Canal. Do you know how many eggs are passing through there? Lots of it, I bet.
A free-incarcerated rebel who violently assaulted a Capitol police officer while trying to forcefully prevent the constitution’s transfer of power. Someone has to replace all the farmers who have been deported.
Requires federal employees to return to the office full time. Flexible work schedules allowed Americans to explore all sorts of new pursuits. Certainly one of them is learning to poach eggs. This time-consuming practice not only undermines economic productivity, but can be difficult to perfect. More attempts to fail will increase demand in the market. And if you imagine it, forget it. You’re poaching all the time.
They raise taxes on 95% of Americans and cut them for the wealthiest people and businesses. Trump came out and even said that or even hinted at it, but my prediction is that this year our taxes will be spent on some sort of public egg supply program. So why cut taxes on those who can contribute the most? Because we need to ensure that billionaires develop enough funds to invest in our future, especially the huge, high-yield chickens. Maybe even something like three or four cloacae. who knows?
Please consider removing FEMA. obvious.
Set up a snitch line for government officials who have witnessed colleagues trying to increase diversity in the workplace. See previous.
We will launch the National Cryptocoin. This isn’t even real, so if the store starts to accept it for eggs, they are basically free.
Please refrain from creating a healthcare plan. It just distracts you from the egg stuff.
Denali will be re-collected as Mount McKinley. Trump didn’t bother this in his first term. Now it is important enough that he mentioned it in his first speech. In effect, it is intended to address our most important issue (egg). I admit I don’t understand how, but there’s a reason why he’s the person in charge.
Reverse Biden’s order to reduce prescription drug costs and reduce insulin prices. Certainly, the logic here is quite strict. If you feel judged, you can even potentially call it a murder. Don’t get into that. Because you know, lower demand.
We propose large tariffs to our biggest trading partners. When everything else is more expensive, suddenly, six dollars for eggs doesn’t seem that bad. ♦
