ah, Klaus It’s set to be released this Christmas, and it’s all thanks to AI.
The gift that keeps on giving, artificial intelligence has forever changed the way we shop, sleep, have sex, and socialize. Now, innovative technology is changing Santa’s once-iconic look for the upcoming Christmas.
And his new bag comes with a shocking all-inclusive slope.
“By leveraging our AI image generator, we have an exciting opportunity to reimagine Santa in new and creative ways,” Paula Vivas, head of marketing at visual assets platform FreePik, said in a release. “We explored what Santa looks like.” Times change and traditions evolve. ”
And according to a very woke prediction tool, in just a few years, he could become her.
“This inclusive reimagining of Santa not only celebrates the diversity of our world, but also shows how the beloved figure can evolve with societal progress,” the experts wrote. .
The big man’s spectacular AI transformation is eerily similar to the “absurdly woke” images generated by Google’s controversial Gemini chatbot earlier this year.
The search giant disabled Gemini’s ability to create photos of humans in late February after it dreamed up strange, ahistorical photos, including black Vikings and “diverse” Nazi-era German soldiers.
However, it is true that changes in scientific society have caused historic Christmas traditions to go up in flames on the Yule log.
Simply writing out a wish list for Christmas presents and desperately hoping that Santa will respond accordingly – a rare act that children of old used to do – children of Generation Alpha, or 14 Children under 10 can now receive an AI-powered phone call from Kris Kringle himself.
“Watch children’s faces light up as Santa learns their names, wishes, and likes in one-on-one conversations they’ll never forget,” SantaPhoneCalls.com advertises on its site I’m doing it.
For $9.95, kids can receive a one-time phone call from Santa. But for a more fun experience and a $14.95 upgrade fee, kids can chat with him for five minutes and receive a recording to “relive the magic of this moment and cherished memories for years to come.” can.
Talking to computer Claus isn’t cheap.
Despite St. Nick’s high pay, some less cheerful mothers choose to ignore him completely.
“Telling your kids that Santa is real is a lie. I don’t believe in raising kids on lies,” Sierra McKenzie, a Gen Z mom of three young children, previously told the Post. spoke. Your children can enjoy the magic of Christmas without believing in Santa. ”
But parents looking to keep their faith in Father (or Mother) Christmas alive in the coming decades will likely have to adapt to his avant-garde adjustments.
Here’s how AI predicts Santa from the 2020s to the 2050s.
Jingle Bells Promotes Diversity
“The 2020s have seen a renewed focus on diversity, and even Santa is embracing the spirit of change,” FreePik pros say. “AI has reimagined this decade’s Santa as a sharp, stylish black man who exudes confidence and charm with his updated red suit and warm smile.”
“This Santa embodies both tradition and new-age modern flair.”
Boss a girl as a great person
According to AI, the future is female.
“Looking ahead to the 2030s, AI portrays Santa as a tech-savvy black woman, blending the magic of the season with forward-thinking innovation,” FreePik experts said.
But a female Santa Claus in 2023 probably won’t have a belly full of jelly or drag a bag of toys down a dirty chimney all night.
Instead, it’s safe to assume that, with her technological savvy, Her Royal Highness the Crown Prince will receive sweets as e-gifts from his laptop in his cozy condo in the North Pole.
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“In the 2040s, Santa will take on a role of unprecedented inclusivity and representation,” a FreePik insider revealed.
“AI imagines Santa as a non-binary being, showing a Santa who belongs to everyone and embodies the warmth of the season in a new, inclusive look,” the agency added. “They bring a universal spirit of joy and kindness and prove that holiday traditions can evolve to celebrate all identities.”
I’m starting to see bot like christmas
“Fast forward to the 2050s and Santa has had a high-tech upgrade,” FreePik’s forecaster said. “AI imagined Santa as a completely futuristic robot that combines holiday magic with advanced technology.”
“Our 2050s Santa may be made of circuits and chrome, but his spirit is as fun as ever and ready to spread holiday cheer in a new era of innovation. ”