In an article from Politico, Guardian stenographer Edward Helmore reports uncritically on what the idiot cryptographer Dean Phillips believes about his amazing intelligence. I previously posted about another shit sandwich served up by Helmore, in which Honest Joe Manchin warns that the Democratic Party is “toxic”… The Guardian has labeled itself the last repository of truth. They give this kind of white wash in inches over and over again. As I mentioned in my last post, I canceled my subscription when they joined the chorus of billionaires to attack Joe Biden. And sometimes when I check out their products, I feel vindicated — just like the great Dean Phillips. As Joe Manchin says, the Guardian is toxic, and despite some good reporting, it appears to have a Bret Stevens-type editor.
If I remember correctly, Dean the hedge funder’s only argument was that Biden is old and he is not. He clung to the corporate media’s four-year campaign of painting Biden into a drooling old man while ignoring Trump, who was actually a drooling fool. I don’t know how Dean was exonerated because it’s impossible to prove a negative. And my well-informed sources tell me he would have lost in a landslide with a down ticket in chain disasters. Even though Dean had great ideas, including Cabinet posts for Elon Musk and hedge fund billionaire William Ackman, Dean’s campaign (which he self-financed by more than $5 million) ) didn’t work.
Why is this wealthy narcissist who continues to fail in our devastated country listening to the truth-tellers in the Guardian?According to Helmore, Phillips was a “visionary… ” — You could call him “Nostradamus.” And this maverick “revolted” against the party by running against Biden and was “saddened” by the election results. What a wonderful world it would be if we faced a blank-screen Dean and projected all our hopes onto him.
Helmore, who is incredibly lazy, doesn’t even bother to do his own research and basically just repeats and “reports” the Politico interview with Phillips: “If what I’m feeling right now is justified? If so, that’s deeply unsatisfactory,” Phillips told Politico. But despite his lack of satisfaction, Dean can’t resist the humble “I told you so.” Sometimes lazy writers have deadlines and need to “borrow” from the best writers. It’s an homage.
Further clipping from Politico yielded this gem. It’s so good that it had to be published twice. “Phillips…told the outlet: “I feel bad about being vindicated because the only vindication I cared about was myself.” I’d rather trade that legitimacy for success, and that’s why I’m completely disappointed in many of my colleagues and our party.”Dean, I have some bad news. You suck and no one wanted you to be the Democratic nominee. How generous of you to openly trade your wisdom for “success” (i.e., getting the nomination). But that ship has sailed and you are sad about it.
What do you think of this news? What kind of deep insight and thoughtful analysis does repeating the Politico article provide Guardian readers? Clearly, Mr. “It’s important to know that he gave up his support for the president and became the party’s candidate,” he told the outlet. I was so impressed by his courage and conviction. He’s the spineless, selfish, twisted person I always thought he was.
To corroborate Dean’s wisdom, Helmore reiterated to Joe Manchin, another wise maverick who saw the writing on the wall, that Manchin thought the Democratic Party was “toxic,” he said. He is referring to his own previous statements. Well, it’s less harmful now that Phillips, Manchin, and Sinema are no longer pretending to be representative of their constituents. And if anyone knows what it means to be toxic, it’s coal slurry, fossil fuel Sen. Joe Manchin. He played a key role in ensuring that West Virginia remained highly polluted, unhealthy, and uneducated. Mission accomplished, Joe.
But there’s no need to fear. The solution is clear and easy. We just need to listen. We travel from Waffle House to Waffle House and explore the wisdom of the masses. Who cares if you don’t have a clear ideology or idea to campaign for? If we just repeat nonsense like the right wingers do, we will win. One last steal from the Politico article (fair use, anyone?), Helmore leaves us with this giant Phillips fucker. It’s amazing, and it was given to them by people who have prioritized tenure over talent, identity politics over real problem solving, and so on. It’s very simple, but it requires leadership. ”
